queenscylla:

shadowjen:

queenscylla:

shadowjen:

queenscylla mitzu is making me play dragon age for her love

i started playing it too omg don’t play as a rogue

what do i play as then

the man

jontronshat:

higgzorz:

queenscylla:

JOIN THE SKELEDOGE WAR, FUCKBOY !!!

wow
such fuckboy
much bone
very spoopy

(Source: nightbot)

raichuus:

ig: dear.b_

poasts:

imjustkt:

konkeydongcountry:

poasts:

i dont know what to do i never thought penguins were that small this is too much for me

to give you some perspective, this is a male emperor penguin, the biggest species (all the others are like two thirds of this one’s height or less)

Wait… How big did you think they were??

(Source: hungwy)

damn daniel

banshees:

thinwatermelon:

trained-chimpanzee:

sweezamuffin:

i miss early 2016 when Ted Cruz was the zodiac killer, and Bernie had a real shot, and Trump was a punchline instead of the literal embodiment of the black plague

I miss early 1906 when Yugoslavia was the Ottoman killer, and Austro-Hungary had a real shot, and Гаврило Принцип was a Kmet instead of the literal embodiment of the death of Western Civ

i miss the old kanye

gomjabbar:

sourcefieldmix:

gomjabbar:

no matter how insecure or shitty you feel, just remember that my muscles are massive and i can punch through walls

hey, I really needed this. Thank you.

*pulls you apart like a twizzler*